Contact the Sprocket Twins
Our illustrious staff
of experienced professionals is always willing to help you. Norton,
Vincent and Harley, more commonly known as the Sprocket Twins are always
willing to assist you in answering your most pressing questions. Since
all three of the twins have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, they have
the expertise to help you in your quest for the perfect high performance
Harley-Davidson engine. There is speculation that the Sprocket Twins are
related to the Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers of NPR fame, but
none of them will confirm or deny the story. If this is true, this could
also contribute to their ability to provide uniquely abstract answers to
perfectly simple questions.
Considering all the facts, if
you are still willing to trust your life to answers from the Sprocket
Twins, send your questions to us. Make sure you address your question to
the appropriate twin. Most questions get a response within 5 days.
Sometimes you'll even get an answer that makes sense.
Make sure you e-mail address is
correct. You would be surprised how many people have improper return
e-mail address. We can't respond unless we have a correct return
address. We try to answer all e-mail, but we get a huge volume of mail
every day and a lot of spam. We occasionally delete your questions when
eliminating the spam from our inbox. We apologize if we don't get to
your question, but our staff is limited.
Send your questions to us
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Introducing the Sprocket
Norton is the performance guru. He's
the one that takes a perfectly streetable engine and turns it into a
drag race bike with no possibility of riding it on the street. Then he
takes it out on the road to challenge the Sport bikes. He may not always
win, but he gets their attention. No nonsense, no sense of humor,
and no extra money 'cause he spent it all on performance parts. "Go
fast" is all he knows.
Vincent likes to do strange things to
his bike and his body. He has been known to cut pieces of his body off
and will do the same to his bike. He often adds tribal touches to both.
He looks at the world in a different reality than most of us. He is the
most creative of the Sprocket Twins. Some may call him crazy, but when
he provides an answer it is usually something that would make Mr. Ness
want to work on Honda Shadows.
Harley can't make his mind up what he
wants be when he grows up. One day he's working on performance, the next
day he's adding chrome and he's always talking about the next bike.
Nobody is quite sure if rides a Pan, Shovel, EVO or Twin Cam. There is
even a rumor that he rides a Sportster. His first ride was a Cushman
Eagle. He is a firm believer in "Live to ride, ride to drink and
drink to fall down". His answers will be appropriately