Our illustrious staff of experienced professionals is always willing to help you. Norton, Vincent and Harley, more commonly known as the Sprocket Twins are always willing to assist you in answering your most pressing questions. Since all three of the twins have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, they have the expertise to help you in your quest for the perfect high performance Harley-Davidson engine. There is speculation that the Sprocket Twins are related to the Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers of NPR fame, but none of them will confirm or deny the story. If this is true, this could also contribute to their ability to provide uniquely abstract answers to perfectly simple questions.

Considering all the facts, if you are still willing to trust your life to answers from the Sprocket Twins, send your questions to us. Make sure you address your question to the appropriate twin. Most questions get a response within 5 days. Sometimes you'll even get an answer that makes sense.

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Norton is the performance guru. He's the one that takes a perfectly streetable engine and turns it into a drag race bike with no possibility of riding it on the street. Then he takes it out on the road to challenge the Sport bikes. He may not always win, but he gets their attention.  No nonsense, no sense of humor, and no extra money 'cause he spent it all on performance parts. "Go fast" is all he knows.

Vincent likes to do strange things to his bike and his body. He has been known to cut pieces of his body off and will do the same to his bike. He often adds tribal touches to both. He looks at the world in a different reality than most of us. He is the most creative of the Sprocket Twins. Some may call him crazy, but when he provides an answer it is usually something that would make Mr. Ness want to work on Honda Shadows.

Harley can't make his mind up what he wants be when he grows up. One day he's working on performance, the next day he's adding chrome and he's always talking about the next bike. Nobody is quite sure if rides a Pan, Shovel, EVO or Twin Cam. There is even a rumor that he rides a Sportster. His first ride was a Cushman Eagle. He is a firm believer in "Live to ride, ride to drink and drink to fall down". His answers will be appropriately worded.